Friday, March 18, 2011

Karma is a _______! (you fill in the blank)

"Girl I tell ya, he is the finest boy who ever stepped foot at VCU."

"Look at the way he walk, and talk. It is like he was sent from a differnet planet. I mean I never saw anyone or anything like him."

"I got to have him."

"well go say something to him Katie."

"No. no. I will choke or get nervous."

"Come on Katie. You are pretty. Smart. and you are a charmer."

"Thanks Sydney. I think I will speak to him after biology class is over. Oh look! Here he comes now. SSSShhhhhh."

"Hey Josh"

"Hey Sydney. Did you do last night homework?"

"UMM yea. why?"

"Can I copy?"

"Hey-You can copy mines. I know everything is right."

"Thanks Katie. Hey Sydney,  I like your dress today."

"Thank You Josh! Katie and I just got it from the mall yesterday along with hers."

"Oh, oh. Thats cool I guess."

"Big test today class! I hope everybody studied. Photosyntheses. Goodluck."

"I know Katie will get an A."

"Sydney, come on. You know your just as smart as me."

"Thanks Katie, you really are my BFF."

"Alright. Quiet now ladies. The test are being passed out."

"Goodluck Josh."

"Oh. Thanks Katie."

"5 minutes left people. Start making your final decisions and finish up."

"Psssst. pssstttttttttt."

"What Josh? Your about to get us in trouble."

"What is the answer to number 36?"

"Ummm, I think C."

"Thanks Sydney. Your the best."

"Alright class. Turn in your papers and have a nice day."

"Katie, Katie. Girl did you see the way he was looking at you?"

"Looking at me or you Sydney?"

"Come on Katie. He is just trying to use me to get closer to you. Just watch."

"Sydney. Sydney wait up! Katie, Slow down. STOP!"

"Yes Josh."

"Hey, I just wanted to thank you again for helping me on that test. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

"Well yea. Katie and I was going to the movies tonight. You should come with some of your friends."

"OK cool. I'll be there! See you guys later."

"Bye Josh."

"Katie Katie, this is your chance. I'll see you at seven. Wear the pretty purple dress and I'll wear the pretty blue one. You know the matching ones we got last Thursday."

"Ok Sydney. Im so excited! See you later. oh and Thank You. "

"Girl it is 7:15. Where are they at?"

"Relax Katie, he will be here. Just watch."

"Oh I think I see him and Mike now. Girl he got Mike, Mike is perfect for you."

"Thanks Katie. Tonight should be  blast."

"Hey Sydney, Wassup? Sorry we are so late. Mike needed to pick up some gum"

"Hey Guys. Hey Mike. Haven't talked to you in years."

"Yea I know. Hey Katie. How have you been?'"

"I been good Mike. You ready for this movie? It should be scary hunh?"

"Yea I cannot wait to see you and Sydney scream like babies."

"Well lets go on in. Get some good seats."

"Katie are you sitting beside me?"

"Umm I really wanted to sit beside Sydney."

"Oh, well ok."

"Sydney, Do you want some popcorn? My treat."

"Yea Josh Thank you."

"Bye the way Sydney. I like the blue dress on you. It matches your eyes so perfectly."

"Sydney, can we go to the bathroom really quick."

"Sure Katie."

"Wassup girl?"

"Ok I think we are confused. I think Mike wants to be with me and Josh is trying to be with you."

"So what do we do? I know how much you like Josh"

"Well maybe we should just leave. or maybe we should sit seperate."

"How about this. How about I just ask Josh who does he want to sit with."

"Ok."

"Hey Josh. Can I talk to you alone for a minute."

"Yea sure Sydney. Wassup?"

"Well its katie. She likes you. I thought u liked her. I guess Im confused."

"Sydney. I came here tonight to be with you. I bought Mike for her. I didn't know you wanted me to be with her. I thought you liked me. I mean Katie is so quiet, and I feel more comfortable around you and I talk to you more."

"Well . . . "

"Well what Sydney? Do you want to be with me or not?"

"Katie is my bestfriend. I mean I do think your cute but she is my bestfriend."

"Awww she will get over it. Just come watch the movie with me and whatever happens happens."

"Umm I don't know."

"Come on Sydney. Stop being so scared."

"Ok."

"Ok let's go in guys."

"Hey Katie, do you want some candy or something?"

"No Mike I am fine."

"Well katie and I are sitting beside each other. Any rejections?"

"Me"

"Why Sydney?"

"Well I wanted to sit beside her."

"Well you can sit on one side and I can sit on the other."

"Well what about Josh?"

"Dont worry about me. I will sit on the other side of Sydney."

"Sounds like a plan."

"I'm sorry Syndey. I'm sorry Mike. I feel alittle sick. I think I am going to go home."

"Come on Katie. Don't be a party pooper because I like your friend and not you."

"JOSH!!!"

"What Sydney?"

"Why would you say something like that?"

"Because it's true Sydney. I like you. She needs to know that. Are you going to go in this movie with me or not?"

"Ummm. ughhh. Im sorry Katie. I already bought my tticket.Call me when you get home."

"Wow. Sydney how are you going to do that to your bestfriend?"

"Mike shut up. You always in somebody else business. That's why nobody likes you."

"Whatever. I'm out."

"Katie. Katie. Katie. WAIT UP! STOP WALKING SO FAST. Let me walk you home. It's getting dark out."

"What Mike? What?"

"Listen, I'm sorry for what happened back there. Josh told me that I was coming for you. I had no idea."

"It is not even about Josh anymore. My bestfriend left me for him. She knew how I felt about him and she still chose to be with him. That hurts you know."

"Come on katie. Your smart. Your beautiful. You deserve better than him. He is my friend but he is a jerk. He will not be for Sydney long. He has a girlfriend."

"Wow. Thank you Mike. Thank you for checking on me."

"Well Katie, if you ever need somebody to talk to or go out with just call me."

"Ok Mike. Thank you for making sure I got home safely."

"Sydney. I know we haven't talked for a couple days but I just wanted to let you know that Josh has a girlfiend."

"Oh whatever Katie. You get so jealous. You always been jealous of me. Stay out of our relationship."

"Ok."

"Sydney, SYDNEYYYYY! I have to tell you something."

"Josh do you know Katie just had the nerve to tell me you have a girlfriend? she get so jealous. She wants you for herself."

"Syndey just listen to me. My girlfriend is in town and she is looking for you. Just act like you don't know me and we never met."

"WHAT? Josh are you serious?"

"YEA and if she tell you I have a STD, she is lying."

"Josh I am going to KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Well Sydney. Karma is a Bitch. You should have been true to Katie."

"Shut up Mike. Your girlfriend is stupid little follower nerd. I didn't want to be her friend anymore anyways"

"Well atleast she doesn't have a STD."

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